Dear Mr.

Dear Mr.,

I just wanted to say that your a scrub (yeah thats right, I went TLC on you)!! Didnt your mother tell you its not nice to play with girls hearts? You shouldnt play your silly mind games, they will get you nowhere! Just know that when you realize what you let go, what you let pass you by, how downright AMAZING I am, I will be too busy to be dating other guys! Good luck finding someone who is as awesome as me!

Peace out sucker! Your loss!

My "give a damn's busted"!

Scrubs need not apply! Applications will be ripped, shredded then burned...then the ashes will be laid out for my dog to pee on! Thanks! :)